The Yard That Mr. Dazee Built

This is Mr. Dazee

This is the yard that Mr. Dazee built

These are the flowers that got planted in the yard that Mr. Dazee built

This is the fence that guards the flowers

From the wandering Deer

That got planted in the yard that Mr. Dazee built

These are the deer that come in the yard that Mr. Dazee built

These are the flowers that the deer won’t eat

That got planted in the yard that Mr. Dazee built

These are the flowers that the deer do eat

That got planted in the yard that Mr. Dazee built

This is the deer poop, that the deer drop

On the grass that got planted

In the yard that Mr. Dazee built

This is Dazee

This is Dazee, who flies out the door

To scare off the deer

That eat all the flowers

And poop in the yard

That Mr. Dazee built

This is the end, of a very sad tale

All about Deer and the yard that Mr. Dazee Built

NOTES OF INTEREST

Whilst taking picture for this post, I tried to find poop in our backyard.  Mr. Dazee is always right on it and getting rid of it.  That is why I had to just find a picture on your friend and mine, Mr. Google.

Roses are not deer resistant. 

Also some flowers that are sold as "deer resistant" have apparently not been tested as such

Yes, the wire fence had a Deer jump over it while being scared, yelled at, kindly asked to leave our yard

The HOA where we live will only allow a certain kind of fence to be put up.  Therefore some homes have elected not to put up fences.  This is why we have deer in the backyards.  

I can hardly walk anymore with my neuropathy, so I actually don't fly out the door, and the Deer just stare me down.  But I've gotten really good at telling them to "get" while stamping my foot.  :)

No Deer were injured in the writing of this tale