I Spy - Eye Candy

Another day, another employment rejection letter.  Don't these places know what they are missing out on.  I guess not.  Losers. One thing that is always going to be a constant is Christy's Mad Mind and my crazy one, doing our little I Spy photo challenge.  This week the prompts are EYE CANDY and YOUR CHOICE.  Get those photo's linked up.  I want to see what you think Eye Candy is.   EYE CANDY Once upon a time, when I was "hating" my job, I was the candy supplier.  See what they are missing out on.  

Feast your eyes on my very first attempt at monkey bread.  Must.....make.....soon..... 

We all know that I love shoes, they just don't love me.  Besides, I don't want people laughing their heads off watching me walk around in anything that has a heel.  Yikes.  I took a little trip to Kohls,  wandered over to their shoe department and got my fix for Eye Candy Shoes.

Oh, my......

Dear Weight Genie, I want to be a size 6 and be able to wear these shoes.   Do you hear that?  She's over in the corner laughing hysterically.

What can I say about these.  They kind of make me want to hurt someone. 

MY CHOICE Mr. Eye Candy Himself.......Mr. Dazee.   After 35 years of being together, this man still makes my heart all twitterpated.  I was at the Park that is by our house the other day for a family party.  We can see our house from the park.  I was talking to my sisters and he came outside to, make my heart go pitter-patter,  do something in the yard, and I said to them, oh my, that man, he makes my heart and soul so happy.  Yeah, I'm a goonball, but I love that man of mine.  (I know you just heard that line in Beetlejuice)

Ok, calming down.  

You so thought I was going to put a picture of Shemar, didn't you.  Fooled you!

Next Weeks Prompts

Favorite Food 8/9/12

and

Your Choice

Future Prompts

Plants 8/16/12

Water 8/23/12

Heat 8/30/12

For The Love Of Shoes

I haven't done a shoegasm in a while, so I thought I would show you what I've been pinning on Pinterest. (yes, I'm addicted to Pinterest, shut up)

Can I get an,  oh yeah baby on this one.

    

Rawr

My oh my

Oh,  if only I could look good in this pair.

And there you have it.  Just a few from my board.  

You're Welcome

Shoes Glorious Shoes

Time to show the shoes I have picked for the week that would break my bones, but oh, if only I could buy and wear.  

First up, in my favorite color, heaven help me, I'm in love.

How about this sweet pair for Valentines Day.  

Little black dress anyone

Spring, please come soon

Oh my

Hold me......

*wiping drool*

Tune in next week for my fresh picks.

Traveling With Children, Oh And Some Shoes

The weekend of wonderment is almost here.  Yee-Haw.  We decided to go down to Thanksgiving Point last night to see the light display they set up.   The best part about this display is that you sit in your car, and drive around their grounds.  Needless to say, they were packed last night.  

According to Mr C, there were 1000 cars in line.  Now, Mr. C is all boy.  We are just minding our own business when he announces that he needs to fart.  His sisters start freaking out.  NOOO, Mr. C.  you can't.  He kept saying, I can't hold it in.  Mr. Dazee brought up the fact that someday, he might have a girlfriend and what's he going to say to her.  "Well, if she's pretty, I'll just hold it in".  Alrighty then, so I guess if she's not, poor thing is going to be gassed out of the car.

He finally announces he really has to do it.  Dazee to the rescue.  "Just roll down your window and get it over with".  

Now, remember, Mr. C is 7, and a boy.  Does he just fart.  NO.  He sticks his butt out the window and lets loose.  OMG.  The car erupted in laughter.  (you've got to wonder what the car behind us was thinking)

Miss L, being the ever older sister says, "Mr. C, you are NEVER going to get a girlfriend".  

Moving on.  

Since a good amount of you are having some kind of celebration this weekend, I thought I would help you out with some cute boots and shoes to wear to your family gatherings.

Now, if your family gathering is a little more, shall we say, FORMAL, here are a couple of cute numbers

Ok, now no breaking of necks while wearing any of these.  You just want to dazzle them with your loveliness.  

Hope you all a great weekend.

That Fracken Time Again.... Oh And Some Shoes.....You're Welcome

My Dearest Christy and Boobies,

It has now reached the end of a long work week.  I have been slaving away looking for and applying for jobs, which in of itself is a big ole fracken pain in my buttocks.  And really, buttocks, who in the hell came up with that name?  Alas, I won't go off on a fracken rant about the joys of job searching but I will thank you both once again, for allowing me to spew my madness.

As Always,

Your Faithful Meme Follower

Dazee

I can tell you are all anticipating what time it is again.  Well, I will tell you.  

This morning, while you are all having your big wonderful stupendous breakfast, with oh, maybe a big ole glass of milk on ice or a hot cup of coffee or cocoa, here is what I will be having.

Now, don't be all jealous.  I will be sniffing Mr. Dazee's coffee while I drink my water.  I know, you are all thinking to yourselves, but Dazee, how come you get to have that nice looking bottle of water for breakfast?  

It's because I get to go have my lab work done.   Now, stop it.  No need for you to be jealous.  Remember, I don't have the most prominent veins, so they have to take it out of my hand, with that cute little butterfly thingy, that hurts like hell, especially if there is a newbie tech doing it, and wait.  I have to breathe.  

Therefore, after I have that fracken experience out of the way, you can bet your bottom dollar that I will be rewarding myself with a stop to Starbucks.  

Because I deserve it.

Now on to some fun stuff.  I know some of you miss it when I don't show you some fun and exciting shoes that I will never wear, but that others of you might just run to your nearest shoe place and buy.  Admit it, it's true. 

I understand that there are a lot of parties going on this time of year.   Me, well, we all know I didn't go from my last Friday's Frack Off.   But there are plenty of you, that are putting on your cute little outfits, and trying to find the perfect pair of shoes to go with them, so me, being the kind hearted soul that I am, have found a few I thought you might like.

I kind of like the above pair.  Would look cute with that little black dress, or in my case, tent.

Now, didn't those just make your season all sorts of bright?

Let's Talk Shoes

I sure haven't done a Shoegasm in a while.  So I was shamed by Baby Sister, decided that it was about time.  
Let us begin.  Just remember, I am a clutz-butts so I could not ever wear these shoes.  Give me flat shoes, or give me death.  No really, it's not a pretty sight with me falling all over the place.
Very cute.  I'm thinking could go with a dress or pants.  

Same here.  Oh, to be young and stupid and not a dork. 

Don't those look so warm and cozy.  Aaahhhh.  I bet I couldn't get them over my instep tho.  Drats.

These are more my style.  Flat, sheepskin, warm, keep out the snow, kick co-workers, stylish.  

And now, a couple of just because, and Oh My Gosh, to make your day.

Is it a boot, is it a shoe,, is it a.............

So, so, so freaking cute.  Remember a few shoes up how I mentioned if I was.  Yeah, these would definitely be in my closet.

What would be in your closet?

Some Off The Wall Thinking And Shoegasms

You know, when you get into your moments, of thinking.  What?  Quit laughing.  I have those moments ok.  Geez.  Two things before I show you this weeks shoes.  
I really do not feel old most of the time.  I think of myself as in the late 20's.  I act like I'm that age too.  But lately, when I answer questions on behalf of Mr. Dazee, I feel super old when the question is asked, age of spouse.  When I enter 54, it just makes me feel like my mother.  Which in of itself is a scary thing.  
Yesterday, I needed to make a call to my good blogging pals Noelle and Baby Sister.  Remember when I went to their place of business to look at playground bark, and met them, and was a goon ball and cried.  Well, it is finally time to have the bark bought and delivered.  Mr. Dazee asked me to call because, well, they are my friends.  I make the call and when the phone is answered, I ask for Noelle or Baby Sister (but I used her real name).  
Do you know how odd it felt to not ask for her by the name Baby Sister, and even odder when she answer and I said, "Hi her real name Baby Sister, this is my real name Dazee?  She even had to stop and think for a minute.  Too funny.  
But you didn't stop in for my weird thoughts, you came here to see shoes.  And shoes I have for you this week.  I'm sure a lot of you have seen the following shoes, but heck.  Tis the season to be freaky, am I right, or am I right?
Do you think you would "slip" alot in this pair?
How about feeling like you needed to get your laundry done?
Ummm, ouch 

Really?

A couple of dogs

I like this pair better

Saweet

Wouldn't you be constantly hungry?

There are some of you I could totally see in this next pair.  And you all know who you are.

You could wear these with your "Joker" costume

But I totally saved the best for last.  I freaking love this pair.

There ya go.  Some weird thoughts and weird shoes.  

Because that's the way I roll