woo-hoo, Tennessee Mom at http://daysonthecreek.blogspot.com/ just reminded me that it was her that gave me the award. Go check her out!!!!!
I just know that someone loves me. And you know who you are, and please don't be hating on me. K. ok.
People, are you idiots? If I was expecting a refund, I certainly would have put the right address on it to be able to get it.
But then, I like to get money, especially from the government. I guess yours will go in the unclaimed department.
PS: FO Sunday is tomorrow. Have you taken your pictures and are ready to link up. I sure hope so. I know I'm not the only one that is having parties in my mouth.
Today, Samantha and I are leaving on a little road trip. I know, you are searching my past blogs (you are aren't you) wondering, has Dazee talked about a personage named Samantha? Well my good friends and buddies, NO. I haven't. Why? Because Samantha is my GPS. ah shucks, you thought this was going to be a scandalous post. So sorry. But this is how I'm thinking the road trip is going to go.
I get in my car, I turn on Samantha (hey, get your minds out of the gutter). I hear her sexy Australian voice. "Please drive to your route" or some such words. Then she will get mad at me because she will have to recalculate.
We will get on the freeway, and she will ignore me. Yes, I said it. SHE....WILL.....IGNORE.....ME!!! Not to talk until some kind of exit is coming up.
NOOOOOOO, I want dialog. Dazee, how the trip going? Are you getting tired. Oh, I see you have draped a lovely necklace around me. Did you go to Jared? Is it time for a bathroom break. I'm getting hot. Are we there yet, huh, are we? How much longer? Ok, dialog just got annoying. Shut the hell up. Just speak up when it's time to take an exit. Oh and Sam, do not freaking take me the long way. I know you want to spend more time with me, but I want the shortest route. Got it. Now get to work.
I can hear you all now, you are thinking I have totally and completely lost it. Yup, I have.
To show you my love and devotion to you, I will leave you to enjoy this little Ellen moment. As you know, or if you are new here, don't know, I love Ellen. She cracks me up. And never fear my little buck-a-roo's. I might be going to a po-dunk town of approx. 800 people, but they do have internet and I will have my flip-offs ready for tomorrow.
PS: Have you been taking pictures of your FO's? I want this to be the best link up EVER on the Dazee Dreamer site. Get on it like blue bonnet. Sunday. 4 days. I know where to find you. mwaa-haa-haa.
You know it would be a cold day in hell if I didn't have at least one picture on my blog. :)
You know it's going to be a crazy day when you see this dude driving on the freeway in front of you, with skeleton faces on his brake lights. (sorry this is the best I could do, he sped up whenever I did. Hope you can somewhat see them)
You know I'm going to hunt you down, and take pictures of your food if you don't start linking up for FO Sunday. (Food Orgasm) It's on Sundays people. I know that you eat during the week. Take pictures and link on up. (yes, I'm begging you, if you don't I might have to show you my beached whale body) bwaa-haha.