Show Me Saturday - Fall

Linking up with my good friend Renee at Renee's Ramblings.  Today's show me is Fall.   Fall is here, but right now we are still experiencing spring like temps.  Today is supposed to be in the 70's.  Which is nice.   First I'm going to show you pictures of what fall mountains should look like.  

Now for the look of the mountain behind my house

 If you look closely you can see a little bit of color at the top of the street.  Actually, click on the pictures and you can see them really good.

  This will be the color of our fall here.  It makes me so sad.  Sorry I couldn't get better shots for you to see, but I think you get the point.   Thanks again to the Utah National Guard for ruining the mountain.   And thanks to all the volunteers that went up into the mountain this past weekend and helped seed.  Hopefully next fall I will have some pretty pictures to post.  



Show Me Saturday - Fun & Weird Food

Following Renee at Renee's Ramblings Show Me Saturday again. Today's subject is Fun and Weird Food. Now, I bet you are all wondering, what does Dazee have up her sleeve today. Now really, would I ever just do normal "fun" food. Nope, today I have gone with weird candy. Lets enter the candy store.

Thong Panties. Yup, which pair do you want?

Aah, just what you want your kid eating, shit out of the toilet. The sucker is the "plunger". Alright then.

Keeping in the spirit of all things poop, I now have for you, the Porky Pooper. As you can read in the small print on the bottom right hand corner, "Trots out tasty treats". Uh huh, moving on.

Oh goodie, more poop. I just don't even want to go there on this one.

Yummy, lets grab our Q-Tip and eat some ear wax, shall we.

Speaking of body fluids we all want to eat. Here kids, eat some boogers.


And last, for the cannabal in all of us, Eat the Laughing Baby. This one is so sick and wrong, I just don't even have words

Please pay at the register and enjoy

Show Me Saturday - Pet Peeves

I'm linking up once again with Renee at Renee's Ramblins Show Me Saturday. Today's topic is Pet Peeves. If you have any pet peeves you would like to share, link on up with her. She would love it.



My first pet peeve of the day is people that think they are so much better than you. You've seen them. They stick their nose up in the air, walk on by, and pretend they didn't even see you. I don't have time for those types of snobs, but, karma. Nuff said.

My next one is people that chew with their mouth open, smacking their lips, showing you all the disgusting crap going on in their mouth. If I wanted to see food, I'd go to Red Lobster. Just sayin.

Snot Rockets. I have just one word for them. Freaking yuk. Ok, that was 2 words, but hey. It's called Kleenex. Use it, and NOT IN MY VICINITY. I can see you outside my window Steve. David Beckham, not so sexy now, is he.

People, especially girls, that look like this and the first word out of their mouth is, I'm so fat. I'd like to take their skinny little bodies and swat them like a fly. I'm fat. I own it. I should go around saying, "I'm so skinny". Hell, I'm just going to go with that answer the next time someone says that to me. (you know I will)

Those are just a few. But for your reading enjoyment, when I just started out in the blogging world, I wrote a couple of posts. You can read my rant about People That Are Scared and my first Pet Peeve Post if you know what's good for you want.

Now, I must get ready for the high school reunion. :)

Show Me Saturday - Weirdo

Linking up with Renee at Renee's Ramblings again. Today's show me is Weirdo's. Oh, let me tell you I have a good one for that. Anyweirdo, click on her button and go over and give her some love. LINK UP. You all know there is a weirdo or two that you know, and she would love some links.

Today's featured weirdo, drumroll please, dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum is....................

The one, the only, DAZEE!!!!!

I know, you are all shocked that I would choose myself as the weirdo. But you know, I'm weird. I embrace it. I have gone through the 12 step program of weirdness, and passed with flying colors.

First off, the picture is of girls day when my cwason came for a visit. This was the day that we went and got her hair colored and cut, as you can be reminded of the "weird" time we had there by watching the video on this post .

But now I'm really going to prove to you how weird I really can be.

Yesterday, once again, the boys weren't answering their phone calls. So I started using my "surfer dude" talk. (because last week I did my sexy girl talk and I couldn't use that one again). I even used it when typing them a message to call someone back. My favorite one was to the manager that went like this.

"Dude, it would be like, totally radical, if you would like, call "owner", when you get an minute. Like, it would be totally awesome."

Yup, I did that, and I'm not sorry I did. And you know what. They were answering their phone calls like nothing flat. Just goes to show they get tired of hearing my boring voice day in and day out.

I also know that you all have weird questions pop into your heads. Admit it, embrace it. I do. Here are a few that have popped into my head.

A. (while sitting on the toilet) geez louise, how much poop can a body hold anyway?

B. (when having a head cold) where the hell is all this snot coming from? is it just floating around my brain, and exiting through my nose?

C. (when sitting at a red light, that finally turns green, 2,3,4,5 and so on cars behind the lead car) dude, the light is green, it's not going to get any greener if you water and fertilize it. Word to the driving public, if you are "1st in line" you best be watching that light turn green just like the race car dudes do. Got it, now go practice.!!!!!

See, I'm weird. But in a good way. I have other sayings, mostly that I've learned from my hubby (Number C included), but I will save them for the appropriate post.

ps: I've decided that Tuesday, August 17th will be my 12 hours of nice. Wish me luck

Show Me Saturday - Creepy & Gross

It's Saturday, so I'm linking up once again with Renee at Renee's Ramblings . Today's subject is gross & creepy. If you don't like gross and creepy, do not go on. I would like to thank Google, for all the wonderful pictures that I found. I would also like to say that I was going to fix some of the pictures to protect the un-innocent, but hell, they are already on google so it's their own fault. bwaa-ha-ha

Holy Bejoly. Yuk, and poor pedicure person that does those for her.
Ummm, reduction surgery, look into it. Yikes she could really wipe out someone with those babies.
Let me just slip into some shoes before we go. WTH!

No wonder she has red eyes.

What sick and wrong pervert thought these would fly off the shelves like hotcakes?

I just don't even know what to say of this one. And she has a huge smile on her face. I'm......just.........speechless...........

I didn't have any sick and wrong photos of my own. What? I'm a respectful, nice, person. I never take sick and wrong pictures. :)

Show Me Saturday

Today I decided to play along with my blog buddy Renee at Renee's Ramblings. Click her link and go check her out.



Her follow me today is Disasters. hmmm. She said it could be anything. The only disaster that keeps coming to mind, is my wedding day. No, getting married wasn't a disaster, but happenings afterwards, well, yeah.

We got married in Vegas. My parents weren't real happy with my choice of husband, so we decided to just go to Vegas to get married. My older sister and her husband lived there so they were our witnesses. My BIL got tickets to Siegfried and Roy that night. (awesome, awesome show).

Anywho, we got married at 1:00 PM. In the Silver Bells Wedding Chapel. Me, in my aforementioned yellow dress, and that fine looking yellow hat. Geez, what a dork. Yeah, and he's looking at the wedding license like, "omg, I just got married". (insert the du-du-du music here).

We went to the Hilton Hotel and were hanging around until the show. I have to say, hubby went directly into shock when we got married. Didn't talk, didn't want to do anything. Yeah, it was fun. So we started getting ready for the show, did our bathroom duties, and du-du-du, toilet overflowed. On my wedding day. I was so embarrassed. And yeah, it was the poop kind of overflow. WTF. We hurried and called housekeeping and ran out the door. Yikes, that was a disaster. I do have to say tho, my BIL got us great seats at the show. Right up front. Next to the stage. And of course, it was one of the topless shows, so, if hubby and BIL wanted to, they could have reached right up and touched said dancers. Needless the say, the shock of getting married ended at that show. :)

A week later we had an open house. OMG, when I was going through these photo's that I haven't seen in a long time, I just realized what a hottie my hubby was. (And still is)

And Renee, my dad made our cake, and it fell over while he was decorating it. :) I was not a happy camper, but looking back, it was kind of funny.