Oh my gosh you guys. I have some very, very important news to share with you. After many years of not having a pet, I decided to bring a new one into my home.
Isn't he just the cutest thing ever!!!!!
He has been the best pet. Always there for me, no matter where I go in the house. Sitting by the computer, surfing the web.
Sometimes, even laying his little head on my leg, keeping me company.
Of course, he kind of acts like a child and follows me into the bathroom. "Dazee, Dazee, don't leave me", I hear in his little fly voice.
Other times, he will sit, ready to pounce on my food, trying his hardest not to eat it, until I'm done and move the plate over to him. If I am feeling nice, I will drop little morsels for him to snack on.
I really don't like it when he gets a smidge mad at me and hits me in the face. We've had to have a little sit down talk about it, and I've told him more than once I'm going to swat his little butt if he doesn't behave. He had to go out to the tree and bring me a swatter that I can keep around me to remind him of our deal.
Of course, his favorite time with me is when its time for bed. I get all settled in, my eyes, drowsy, ready to hit dreamland, and I hear his little voice whispering in my ear.......buzz, buzz, buzz.
Oh Alfred, I fear our time together will be short. I
will surely won't miss you, my friend, but all good times must come to an end.