The question was asked in my post last night, if anyone knew what shine-o-la meant. First of all, I spelled it wrong, but I'm hooked on phonics. :) Pearl, over at Pearl-Why You Little stumbled into my blog last night. First of all, what took her so long, second, I hope she didn't get hurt, and third, I'm glad that she did. Here is the comment she left. "Funny, I just stumbled in here, but Shinola was a dark brown shoe polish ages ago. And shit is, well, shit. So the saying was "you don't know shit from Shinola", implying of course that you wouldn't know the difference between the two and are a sucker."
Oh and google being my best friend and all had this fine picture
One more thing, just in case you didn't know, Christmas is 3 weeks from today. I really need to get my shopping done.
Just thought I would be a good little Santa's Elf and let you know, that for a mere $149, you too can have a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit from Arby's. You're welcome. Another thing, who knows what "shit and shine-o-la" means? Scaryman says that all day long. If you know, could you please let me know.Thanks.
When I get out of bed in the morning, stumble my way into the bathroom, and sit down, I start to fall back to sleep. What is up with that? Does anyone else do this? Honestly, you're half naked, sitting above a bowl of cold water, your eyes start closing. Then you jerk awake. I really truly am scared that someday I will topple right over, hit my head, start bleeding profusely. I won't be found by my hubby for awhile. He will finally realize, hmm, haven't heard Dazee for awhile, best go be finding out if she is ok. Finds me, calls 911, they come screaming to my house, me half dressed. How embarrassing. Dear hubby, please make sure when you call 911 that you ask for the cutest paramedics that they have. Just sayin. Another thing that I'm wondering about today. Does anyone else have that one little spot in their nose that is a constant drip machine? No matter how much I blow my nose in the morning, that one little spot, left nostril, top right tip, constant run. Geez, turn it off already!! Please go join that one piece of poop that doesn't want to be flushed with the rest. A few more things, and I will release you from your agony of reading bathroom crap, hahaha, bathroom crap, get it. Ok, shutting up. How come is it that you have now peed a whole nights worth of pee, unless you are like me and have gotten up at least once during the night, you are standing there brushing your teeth and you bladder says, ummmm Dazee, you have to pee. Of course, your bladder wouldn't call you Dazee, but I digress. What the hell? Didn't I just go. Oh, and the last thing. The dreaded potty dance. You know how you hold it, hold it, hold it and then that once last drop hits your bladder and you are like, must....go.....now. You can walk just fine to the restroom, but the minute you get near the toilet, potty dance. Can't get your pants down fast enough potty dance. It's kind of embarrassing when you are in a public restroom and you can't hold yourself like a little kid does. Alrighty then. If you are still reading this and haven't turned away in disgust, good on ya. It could be worse, you could be sitting at my dinner table having these same discussions. :)
Remember my little trip to Gardner Village over the weekend. If you are ever in Salt Lake you must go visit. The shops are awesome, and different and in old, old houses.
That building houses Archibald's Restaurant and a shop. It's the main building. We went there mainly to go to the Village Christmas Shoppe. They have the coolest Christmas ornaments and decorations in there. But during each different holiday they have stuff for that too.
There are little things like this old birdhouse and the Out House my cousin needed to use, all over the place.
Apparently during Halloween that Out House door will open and there is a witch sitting in there. :)
Letters for Mr & Mrs Claus
I loved this sign!!!
How's your Christmas shopping going?
Apparently during Halloween that Out House door will open and there is a witch sitting in there. :) 
