Ewwwww.....Fracking Really

I'm sitting in my office, minding my own business, when the doorbell rings, keeps ringing, non stop knocking.  I get the door unlocked and open when Mr. Dazee says, "come outside and bring your camera".   When I get outside, he says to me "I want to show you something gross and disgusting".  You all know me, gross, disgusting plus camera equals a blog post.  Except I'm thinking of all the gross and disgusting things that can be outside, wondering if I really want to take a picture of deer poop, or a half eaten bird.  He takes me over to "the object".  

What The Frack is it?

Why, it's a used condom.  Yup, right in our gutter.  I'll give you a moment to throw up. .........

 I mean, I'm all about safe sex, but not exactly in front of my house, mmmkay.

So how was your week?

I Spy - Heat

This is the last week of August, right?  Honestly, the temps here are not cooperating with the time of the year.  We have been in the upper 90's all week, and even broke records the other day.   Speaking of HEAT, that is our prompt for this week's I Spy.  (haha, didn't you love my segue right into that, yeah, I should be a TV host).  The other is our ever popular Your Choice.    Now, get on cracking and join in with Christy's Mad Mind and myself.  We don't bite.  (only our food, hahaha, I'm killing myself here, hahahaha) HEAT We have a Hummingbird Feeder out on our patio.  Lately they have been getting together as a group in the mornings, just hanging out on their little perches, talking and enjoying the food.  Speaking of their food, it was time to make another batch of it today.  Grabbed my ingredients, 1-1/2 cups of sugar (yeah, they're not worried about their weight), water, stir it all together, drop in some red food coloring, and voila.  Heat it up on the stove.  This is just when it is starting to heat up.

Get it going to a good hard boil

Cool it down, put in their restaurant feeder, and call them all to dinner.

MY CHOICE

On one of our weekend dates  jaunts, we stopped at Lowe's for some spider killer.  Well, it is that time of year.  Unless you like creepy crawly icky things in your house.  Me, not so much.

It was by the bird feeders, that I found the cutest regular bird feeder ever.  I mean, just look at it.  So, so, cute.  But alas, with all the high winds we get at our house, the bird seed would never stay in the feeder.  Dang that Mr. Dazee and his voice of reason!

But, I can dream, can't I? Time for you to show us what you got! Next Weeks Prompt Buttons 9/6/12 and Your Choice Future Prompts Sweet 9/13/12 Space 9/20/12 Paint 9/27/12 Look Up 10/4/12

What The Frack?

Hey there, what the frack is going on with your bad selves?  Yeah, I'm on a weird one today.  It's all good. I have figured that whenever Mr. Dazee goes to Home Depot, I just have to go, sit in the car, and what the frack moments will happen.   Sorry for the blurriness of this photo.  I was in a hurry to catch it, through a dirty window.   Dear Mother With Baby In Cart At Home Depot What the freaking frack is wrong with you?  Have you not heard of people kidnapping kids?  Do you not realize that as you were far away grazing gazing at trees, that your little one could have be swiped!!!  I wanted to do it myself to teach you a lesson, but then, the thoughts of prison life didn't sound so good.  Do you see that guy there mom? Oh wait, how could you, you weren't watching.  Good thing he wasn't a bad guy.  I have a good idea.  DON'T LEAVE YOUR BABY BY ITSELF!!!!!  Good hell.   Dear Makers Of Party Times Neon Cups

What the frack happened here?  What a surprise, when I was pouring milk into above cup and it started shooting all over the counter.  

Methinks there is not supposed to be a big huge ole round hole at the bottom of the cup.  Was someone in the factory being accused of HATING their job?  Better get quality control on this one.

Dear Zynga, Maker of Matching With Friends

How the frack am I supposed to enjoy playing this game with ALL MY FRIENDS, when they can't get it on their android phones/tablets yet???? huh?  Tell me that!!!  This is my newest obsession, but I can't play with at least 2 of my adored friends because it's not available to them YET!!!  Get on the stick Zynga.  The world awaits.  

There you go, my rants of the week.  Please join in the fun. 

I Spy - Water

Holy Moly, its time for another round of I Spy.  Hosted by the ever lovely and talented Christy with her Mad Mind, and myself.   Water you thinking?  Water you going to post a photo of?  Water is the problem with my vocabulary?  Tee-hee-hee.  If you couldn't tell one of our prompts this week is WATER.  The other, never to change is YOUR CHOICE.   I especially would like to give a shout out to Angel at Ramblings of a Southern Angel, who supports us so nicely in this memo.   Remember, no one has the same ideas when it comes to reading a prompt and taking photos.  I for one am the "outside the box" kind of thinker.  Christy is a deeper thinker than me.  But we both come up with photo's from the prompts.  It's easy.  Please, join up.  You don't need a camera even.  If you have a phone, you have a camera.  Its that easy.  You can always make your photo's look brighter and stuff with the website PicMonkey.  Also, if you don't start joining up, besides me crying my eyes out and drowning your house, I will eat Bush's Baked Beans and a couple of hard boiled eggs, and come and SIT with you for an evening.  mwaa-haa-haaa WATER I have decided this week that I'm going to show you all the different, ok not all, but ways I have around my house of drinking water.  See, thinking outside the box. The Water Bottle

The Water From The Fridge

Water From The Sink Faucet

Don't want just plain water.  I almost wrote plane water, which in of itself is another option.

Add A Pack Of Crystal Light

Yum, especially good when you let it sit in your freezer for 45 minutes so it becomes slushy.  

Flavored Bottle Water

This is my all time favorite.  White Grape.  

MY CHOICE

Christy loves to give me a bad time about my love of food.  I admit it.  I love food.  I went to lunch with my friend Pam from high school the other day.  We went to a Chinese place that has the best food.   The thing I crave from there the most are their Pot Stickers.  Oh my, party explosion in my mouth.  

They mix the sauce to your liking at your table.  I go with medium hotness.  

Just look at that goodness.   

Now come on, link on up.  I want to get your interpretation of water.

Next Weeks Prompts

Heat 8/30/12

and 

Your Choice

Future Prompts

Buttons 9/6/12

Sweet 9/13/12

Space 9/20/12

Paint 9/27/12