I'm sitting in my office, minding my own business, when the doorbell rings, keeps ringing, non stop knocking. I get the door unlocked and open when Mr. Dazee says, "come outside and bring your camera".
When I get outside, he says to me "I want to show you something gross and disgusting". You all know me, gross, disgusting plus camera equals a blog post. Except I'm thinking of all the gross and disgusting things that can be outside, wondering if I really want to take a picture of deer poop, or a half eaten bird. He takes me over to "the object".
What The Frack is it?
Why, it's a used condom. Yup, right in our gutter. I'll give you a moment to throw up. .........
I mean, I'm all about safe sex, but not exactly in front of my house, mmmkay.
So how was your week?
See I would be more pissed that someone was apparently getting it when I wasn't that is not allowed in my house. If I ain't getting any no one on this hill better be either..
ReplyDeleteEeeewwww... Some one get a hazmat suit and clean it up quick! There are just some things that don't need to be thrown out the window, ever.
ReplyDeleteeeeewwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteYukaroonie that could be a health hazard!!!
ReplyDeleteUgh! That's just plain unsanitary!
ReplyDeleteOn one hand, that's very funny. On the other hand, well, I can think of quite a few things but it would be unwise to say them here.
ReplyDeleteYes, it is unsanitary, and yes, it's gross and disgusting. Other than that, you should give the person tiny credit for practicing safe sex in the car.
I'm glad you put your name on the photo. You wouldn't want just anyone using it you know...
ReplyDeleteI hope you're going to recycle it - a brave tree donated its juices to produce that rubber.
ReplyDeleteHey I have no idea where you live in the States! Sorry!!
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