I'm sitting in my office, minding my own business, when the doorbell rings, keeps ringing, non stop knocking. I get the door unlocked and open when Mr. Dazee says, "come outside and bring your camera".
When I get outside, he says to me "I want to show you something gross and disgusting". You all know me, gross, disgusting plus camera equals a blog post. Except I'm thinking of all the gross and disgusting things that can be outside, wondering if I really want to take a picture of deer poop, or a half eaten bird. He takes me over to "the object".
What The Frack is it?
Why, it's a used condom. Yup, right in our gutter. I'll give you a moment to throw up. .........
I mean, I'm all about safe sex, but not exactly in front of my house, mmmkay.