Monday, March 12, 2012

Chapter One: You Can Choose Your House, But You Can't Choose Your Neighbors.


CHAPTER ONE
It began as any other morning for Dazee.  She lazily rolled out of bed and stretched the kinks out of her body.  She walks out of her room, with many things on her mind.  

As she opens the blinds she looks at the blanket of snow that has been covering their part of the world.  She rounds the corner into her kitchen area, and opens the Roman Blinds that cover the double door leading out to her backyard.

"What is this", she exclaims loudly.  It is a shock to her system to see footsteps in the snow.  The only footsteps that are there.  Her heart starts racing as she grabs her camera to record the evidence.




"The footprints are going from/to the neighbors house to our house", she says to herself.   All the things she has heard about The Perp enter her head.  

What do we have outside that she could have taken?  What if she is looking into the rooms of the windows that we don't close the blinds?  What if she was on my deck?  What if that was the sound I was hearing last night?

Most importantly, why would someone be stupid enough to walk on freshly fallen snow to where you can see where the tracks are leading to?

Never fear.  Dazee is on the case.  She has read enough mystery books in her lifetime to know how to gather the evidence.  

Hopefully, the Perp saw Dazee outside checking the footprints and taking the incriminating photos.  

What is going to happen next?

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Now How Did We Get Here?


Sleeping for me has become a never ending story of movies of the last 35 years at the 2 places of employment that I had in all that time.

I'm still trying to comprehend what my subconscious is trying to tell me in the latest of the series.  

I am back working for the company before this last one.  One of the girls I worked with there, we'll call her K, and myself were going to a business meeting in another State.  I handed her her plane ticket and told her I would meet her at the airport.  We arrive and load the plane, only to be diverted while in the air to some remote place of a 2nd world country.  While we are flying there, she leans over and tells me that she is the one that has made the pilots divert us to there.

The next scene, her and I are in some of her cohorts house.  I am scared to death.  I sit on the couch as she discusses things with a rangy looking guy.  All of the sudden she is running out the door, yelling at me to come with her.  We head down the street into a shop, where she buys an outfit kind of like this
For the whopping price of $1.50.  
And yes, she was a skinny as those girls.  

We head back to the place we were staying and she puts on her outfit and tells me to go put on something sexy.  (hahahah, me sexy, as if)

I go into a room where there is a girl, I'm assuming the sister of the guy with K.  The bedroom is huge, with 2 queen size beds in it.  

(sidebar:  I am really uncomfortable undressing in front of anyone.  Takes me back to gym in Junior High)

I start taking off my top and the girl starts staring at my boobage and telling me how voluptuous I am.  (stop snickering)  I hurry and throw on something that K will not be ashamed to see me in.  While I finish dressing and try to stay away from the weird sister, I notice the other bed.  I ask her if she shares a room with someone and she tells me that she shares the room with her parents.  Ick, Yuk.  I look over to the other bed and smack dab on top of the bed is an above ground coffin that looked kind of like this

Needless to say, I get the freak out of the room in a hurry.

K and I get on a moped type scooter and head to a place where she can sell her wares.  (if you catch my drift).   The place is closed and she gets so mad, she starts yelling.  Then she pulls me across the street to where there are houses.  She stops at one house, and they invite us in  She hooks up with a younger guy and they go roller skating, leaving me there all alone.  I start freaking out.  There is a small child that comes and sits by me, and tries to make me feel better.  I have my cell phone with me.  I know that I need to call Mr. Dazee, but all I can remember hearing about is how much out of country phone calls cost, and knowing that we can't afford it, I think long and hard before dialing our number.

I get him on the phone and tell him I am so scared and for him please to find me.  He promises me that he will.  

And then I woke up.  Extremely happy that it was all just a dream.  

But what does it mean.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

What The Frack Jack!!!




Tra-la-la-boom-de-a
It is our fracking day
To spell out all our gripes
And earn a few more stripes
(it rhymed, ok)

Do you see my face?  Do you see the pleading in my eyes for you to link up with all your gripes of the week?  You know you want to.  You don't even have to use my little old purple haired lady.  Just link yourself up at the end and we can all have a collective, ahhh, I feel better moment.  What do you say?

It has actually been a pretty ok week for me.  I know, wipe that look of surprise off of your faces.   I got a lot of my built up vents out last Friday.  Even tho, I would like to say once again, to the small towned, small minded, piece of shit garbage, frack you.  Ok.  All better now.

Dear Circus Animal Cookies,

What the frack kind of drugs do you put in these babies?  I swear, first of all they jumped into my grocery cart (or trolley as some of you call them).  Then, every once in a while, they end up on a paper towel, sitting next to my computer, looking at me with their little sparkles, begging to be put out of their misery.   Drugs I tell ya, drugs.

Dear Designers Of Algebra,
What the freakingly frack dudes!  I remember many, many moons ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth, ok, HIGH SCHOOL, was the first time I was introduced to Algebra and knew right then and there I had gone to hell.  And don't even get me started on story problems.  But, ah hum,  back to Algebra.  Miss L's mother informed me the other day, that she is now learning Algebra, and she is in THE 4TH GRADE.  The 4th fracking grade people!!!!!  I started to sweat, and shake and crying.  I could hear my dad in my head, "math is so easy, just think of it as a game".  Yeah, ok, Dad, I'm not really into playing this kind of sick and wrong game.   Don't give me the Y's and X's = XYZ.  Give me basic freaking math.  Do I use Algebra when I go to the grocery store.  NO!!!  I need 2 cans at 50 cents.  That equals one dollar.  A game.  Not so much.  But 4th grade?  Whatever happened to just plain ole let the kid be a kid for a while.  Hell, by the time she gets to High School, she will be in some high falooting math that she will NEVER IN HER LIFETIME USE.  

Hey, look, there are some men here with a really cool looking white jacket for me.  They must have been informed that I was going off on the math thing again.  
I wonder if they have that same jacket in purple?


Wednesday, March 7, 2012

I Spy - What Is It?



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That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it is time once again for the blogging sensation
I SPY, the photo meme hosted by
Christy with her Mad Mind
and
Dazee of Crazy Daze & Nites

Lets give them a hand.   
(and the crowd goes wild)

Once again, give us the rules Alex
(ah hum) 
Every week your hosts will give you 2 prompts.  
You will take these prompts, go out into the world, and find photo's of the prompts.  You are allowed to use any type camera, and fix them up any way you want.  

Thank you Alex.  With that, lets begin this weeks show.

WHAT IS IT?

I had such a blast doing this prompt.  Just thought I would tell you that before you got to my photos.

What is this.......hmmmmm......looks like some kind of party going on.........

Why, its a hanging light fixture from Ikea.  

What fluffy thing could this be........looks like.........ummmm........ 


Well I'll be darned.  It's a broccoli pillow, also from Ikea
and he's so dang cute.  I could just eat him up.......har-har-har

Wait......what......is it a confused fruit......is it a pear..........

Nope, its an apple.  I would call this the apple that really wanted to be a pear.  Even his little bottom isn't quite right

MY CHOICE

I'm keeping my choice in the category of, What is it, because, well, I just had to.

What is this lovely design by Miss A. 

Why its.........
DUH!

So fun.  I so hope that a bunch of you will link up.  

Next weeks prompts
Color(s)
and
Your Choice

Future prompts
Junk 3/22/12
Stuffed Animals 3/29/12
Old 4/5/12
Looking To Your left 4/12/12

Now remember, let your imaginations go wild.