On Saturday afternoon, the Walmart that I shop at had a hazmat situation.
A 20 year old boyfriend and girlfriend were bored. I kind of imagine their conversation went something like this.
"Hey Thelma Lou, what should we do tonight"
"Oh I don't know Cletus, I have some pepper spray in my purse, lets go to Walmart and spray it"
"Golly gee Thelma Lou, that sounds like a rip roaring good time".
And so they did. You can read the story here. Unless you don't want to, then I will give you my own spin on it.
Stupid dumb asses went in, started walking between the food and clothing aisles, spraying said pepper spray. All of the sudden, people were coughing and gagging. They evacuated the store. Over 80 people were treated, got to try out the cool Hazmat shower you off system, and were released. All but 2 people that ended up in the hospital for an over night visit.
Being that they are not so smart on the brain scale, they didn't realize that Walmart has a pretty good security system. Camera's all over the store. And in the parking lot. They got a rather good photo of them.
Too bad, so sad for them, Cletus's, in the cowboy hat, parents were watching the news that night. Being the responsible souls that they are, they called the police. Oh yes, they were at home with his folks when the police showed up. "But occifers, we were just bored, we just did it as a joke"
Guess they weren't laughing on the way to jail that night.