Thursday, April 26, 2012

I'm Gonna Have To Fracken Hurt Someone




Are you ready to get your frack on?  I hope you are.  Go ahead and grab the little lady over there, and link up.  I want to know that I'm not the only one fit to be tied.

Dear Makers of Protective Covers
Yes, these are the covers on my phone and iPad.  You could never tell what my favorite color is.  Anyshamelessshowingoffmycovers, this is about the manufacturers of these items.  Could you fracken make them any harder to take off?  I've about had it with my fingers bleeding by the time I get them off of the damn things.  I understand they are to "Protect and Serve", but could you please make somewhere on there that just takes a little nudge, not vise grips to get it started.  Good thing I love the ones I have on.  I don't think I will be changing them for awhile.  My fingers are still healing.

Dear Lady 2 Cars In Front Of Me At Wendy's

You are one of the reasons I get road rage.  In this case, it was fracken sitting in line rage.  I knew I was in trouble when I saw your hand sticking out the window WITH AN
 8 1/2 x 11 PIECE OF PAPER, full of different orders.  IN THE DRIVE THRU.  Do you realize I almost got out of my car, came up to your window, and punched you right in the nose.  I don't know, but if I have a huge order, I usually go inside to get it.  But then, I'm nice like that.  May the wind grab that piece of paper right out of your hand and carry it far, far away.  

Dear Person That Copies The Wording On My Blog
IT IS MY FRACKING BLOG.  I put a lot of thought into what I write.  I'm not sure how other bloggers feel about it, but I'm pretty sure they think their work is their work.  I do not find it flattering that you are STEALING my words.  And it is blatant stealing.   Do you think I'm not going to notice?  I've noticed.  I'm fracking mad.  If you know me at all, you know that I'm usually a very nice person, but if you piss me off, you had better watch out.  Consider yourself warned!!!

Breathing........Breathing........

OK, now it's your turn.

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5 comments:

  1. ChristyApril 26, 2012 at 10:14 PM

    I have the same thing with my phone cover. I have 3, yes 3, batteries for my phone because I use so much battery up every day it's ridiculous. And one of those is a carry for a spare.

    I have no patience for other drivers let alone ones in a drive through lane. Yikes!

    Copycats have no imagination, that's why they copy.

    Okay, you can breathe now.

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  2. AnonymousApril 27, 2012 at 1:04 AM

    Jason has to take my phone cover off for me.

    How in the world did you find out someone was stealing your stuff???

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  3. AnonymousApril 27, 2012 at 1:05 AM

    This might be a duplicat comment because it's late and I'm too tired to be typing but how did you find out about the copycat?

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  4. MarkApril 27, 2012 at 5:29 AM

    I can't believe that the Wendy's people didn't make her pull around. That would have totally pissed me off. Seriously, she should have gone inside, that lazy Bitch!
    m.

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  5. UnknownApril 27, 2012 at 6:14 AM

    Drive thru girl would have been pulled here and made to come in to order. Period. Point me in the direction of the one who is a thief, I will go off on them for ya..

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