My Crazy Dreamland
Well, it happened.
Last night was the very first and last episode of
The Amazing Race/Survivor Show
It all started on our island. We were all teamed up.
Lucky me, my partner was Napoleon Dynamite.
The first part of our competition was Amazing Race style. We had to climb a mountain, and then when we got to the top we had to milk a goat. Napoleon and I got to the top of the mountain first. We were fighting like brother and sister while we were getting the milk for our next clue. We finally did, slid down the mountain to a dirt pathway, and started running for our lives to get to Phil first.
We did, and then, BAM, we were in a broadcast studio, waiting for Jeff Probst to show up so we could do the final vote. I was sitting there being all shy. (stop your laughing). Napoleon was on the other size of Jeff's chair yukking it up with all the other people.
Jeff FINALLY came into the room, and talked to all of us. Then he started reading the votes. Napoleon, Dazee, Napoleon, Dazee, Napoleon, Dazee, Napoleon Dazee. I started crying. I just knew that I was going to win the million bucks and how it would help my family. Napoleon didn't need it, he is already rich.
Final Vote
NAPOLEON
what the????????
And he wasn't even listening. Didn't jump up and down. Wasn't until about a half hour later that he said,
"Wait, Did I Win? Gosh"
And no, Momma Fargo, I am not on any medication that will make me go all coocoo for cocoa puffs.
ummm yeah your former boss is Napolean, you did all the work he got all the pats on the back.. This one is simple. It really irritates you because everyone knew who really did the work they just never stood up and said wait a minute He doesn't need the applause she does.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a Survivor/Amazing Race fan, but I was right there with you climbing, sliding, etc. I couldn't believe the votes! I thought surely you would win! Dagnabit!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I can't stop laughing. My two favorite reality shows in one. But in my version it would be me that won. (And Momma Fargo, I'm not sure about her last statement. She has Crazy in her blog name).
ReplyDeleteI demand a recount!
ReplyDeleteYou might need to give the t.v. a rest for a little bit!
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I love survivor.
ReplyDeleteI have a hard time believing that Napoliean would have made it alive ;)
So maybe you did win?
Well you definitely won with that picture! Bwhahaha!!!
I LOVE The Amazing Race. However no one I know will go with me because my map skills are about as good as my Hindi. Great post.
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