Attention All Future Companies That Have The Guts To Hire Me

As you have heard me talk about, I am in the market for a new job.  It's been almost a year.  In an effort to broaden my horizons, I have changed it up a bit.

Dazee Dreamer

Office Manager/Administrative Assistant

Profile

Over 30 years of motherhood managing and wifely duties;  promoted from purchasing groceries to motherhood in 2 years; very reliable and great at multitasking; proactive; take life by the horns and run with it.

Expertise/Skills

     Typing
     at least 5 wpm
     10 Key
     I probably have that many on my key ring
     Powerpoint
     I can point with power
     Word
     Can speak at least 1000 wpm
     Excell
     In every task I undertake
     Husband Negotiations
     Self explanatory
     AR/AP
     No problem spending the money and paying the bills
     Sensitive HR Paperwork
     Can hide sensitive paperwork with the best of um
      Purchasing
     See AR
     Bank Deposits
     Easy Peasy

Ability to draw people to me
Of course, I will be drawing stick figures, but I can do it
Always Watching Our For The Households Bottom Line

         

Experience

          I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, Cuz I'm a  woman, Double U...O....M...A..N.
          I can swear like a sailor, or be as pleasant as a child.  Of course, I can also have temper
          tantrums like a kid.

          Hire me at your own risk.

         

Job History

          THE JOB CALLED LIFE

          Salt Lake City, Utah

          11/1977 to 10/2012

I'm thinking of sending this resume along with my real one, to my future employers. 

What?

I'm Crazy Dazee, don't you know.