You have all heard about the
love hate we have for deer. I know, "but Dazee, they are so cute". Right. Let me show you some of the love they have left around for us. This is a sidewalk in our back yard. This little tiny tiny amount of droppings is only an example of what was left for our viewing pleasure. It went the whole length of the sidewalk, which goes around to the side of our house. Weren't they just so fracking nice to us.
This is what most of you think of when you think of deer poop.
This on the other hand, shows that the deer in our area have way to much fracking good stuff to eat. I give you, the biggest deer dropping I have ever seen.
You just threw up a little in your mouth, didn't you. But wait, the worst is yet to come.
Mr. Dazee, the ever popular "looker for gross what the frack moments for his dear sweet wife",
asked me ever so kindly made me take this photo whilst grocery shopping the other day.
Why yes, that is hair that has been picked up by the wheels of the grocery cart, or for my good friend Joey, the trolley, at any said place with this apparatus. This is why you should never, ever, ever go barefoot while shopping. I need a moment........this photo just really makes me kinda feel pukey.
Now its your turn. Go for it. I know you want to.