Friday, August 10, 2012

Frick, Frack, Paddywack Way To Honk Your Horn

I have a few things I would like to get off my chest this week, with the most important being my bra.  tee-hee-hee.  You so weren't expecting that one, were you.
If you want to join in the fun, grab the little ole purple haired lady and join in.  I will even include a link up, because I have faith I might have a few want of you who want to join in the fun.
To The Older Than Me People At Big Lots
Who spit in all your cheerios the other day?  Geez, You were all in the "get out of my way woman" mood.  Thanks for not moving to the right, or left to let me get by.  I understand you might find something you want for a cheap price, and I guarantee you, I wasn't looking for the same thing, so there was no need for you to hurry and grab it.  Honestly.  You might need to get out just a little more often.  
Dear Dude Walking Out Of Home Depot By My Car
Really, did you just do what I saw and heard since my window was down.  Yes, you, MR SNOT ROCKET.  You are in a public place!!!!  There were women and children, and me, sitting, oh yes, that close to you, with my window open in the sweltering 104 degree heat.  As I was throwing up, I couldn't get my camera out fast enough to shoot you snap a picture of your fine outstanding gross self.  But I did get a photo, and for all you who wonder how close he was, X does mark the spot and this was taken from my seat in the car.   I understand that's the way "you did things on the farm", but us city folk just can't stand it.  May the next snot rocket you shoot get caught up in the wind and hit you right back smack in the middle of your eyes!!!!!
This next FRACK YOU goes out to all the butt awful, piece of shit garbage, bosses out there that have "let people go" this week.  I have 2 friends that were let go for almost as stupid of reasons as I was.   I have another few that were "promised" things that aren't happening.  
So this little song ONEY, by Johnny Cash is for you, my fellow been stepped on, chewed up and spit out friends.  I know I would like to beat the crap out of my boss.  
It might just make my day.
There you have it.  Please join in the fun.  You will feel so much better


  1. bwhahahah I had never heard that song but I love it. I figure mine got what he had coming. BWHAHAHAH since I called corporate and his direct boss .. never said I lived up to the name Angel.

  2. I, for one, am on the side of that old lady in big lots. I mean, she doesn't have much time left on this planet. So what if she's in a hurry, she's got a lot to fit in!

  3. Not all farmers are like that. He must just be crude, rude, and socially unacceptable. And I love this song!

  4. It's a pity that today is the day I've vowed to not speak ill of others...but I never promised not to take pictures!

    Where's my camera? :)

  5. I've often wondered what they sell in Big Lots. I've seen them quite often but never been inside one.

  6. If I'd seen that guy do that I'd thrown up on him right then and there.

  7. Ugh...that always grosses me out. No thank you.