I have a few things I would like to get off my chest this week, with the most important being my bra. tee-hee-hee. You so weren't expecting that one, were you.
If you want to join in the fun, grab the little ole purple haired lady and join in. I will even include a link up, because I have faith I might have a few want of you who want to join in the fun.
To The Older Than Me People At Big Lots
Who spit in all your cheerios the other day? Geez, You were all in the "get out of my way woman" mood. Thanks for not moving to the right, or left to let me get by. I understand you might find something you want for a cheap price, and I guarantee you, I wasn't looking for the same thing, so there was no need for you to hurry and grab it. Honestly. You might need to get out just a little more often.
Dear Dude Walking Out Of Home Depot By My Car
Really, did you just do what I saw and heard since my window was down. Yes, you, MR SNOT ROCKET. You are in a public place!!!! There were women and children, and me, sitting, oh yes, that close to you, with my window open in the sweltering 104 degree heat. As I was throwing up, I couldn't get my camera out fast enough to shoot you snap a picture of your fine outstanding gross self. But I did get a photo, and for all you who wonder how close he was, X does mark the spot and this was taken from my seat in the car. I understand that's the way "you did things on the farm", but us city folk just can't stand it. May the next snot rocket you shoot get caught up in the wind and hit you right back smack in the middle of your eyes!!!!!
This next FRACK YOU goes out to all the butt awful, piece of shit garbage, bosses out there that have "let people go" this week. I have 2 friends that were let go for almost as stupid of reasons as I was. I have another few that were "promised" things that aren't happening.
So this little song ONEY, by Johnny Cash is for you, my fellow been stepped on, chewed up and spit out friends. I know I would like to beat the crap out of my boss.
It might just make my day.
There you have it. Please join in the fun. You will feel so much better