Ummm, I know that I have a sick and wrong mind, but really, you should not be having women out being a billboard for you, announcing to the world that they are "hot and ready". It makes me fracken giggle.
Dear Life Insurance Dudes
We just want a fracken QUOTE. Why are you so pushy. Little secret. If you are the lowest price for the best package, you will become our agent. If you get pushy and want us to sign on the dotted line right the hell now, you have another thing coming. Go away.
Dear Men Who Have A Problem With Little Teeny Tiny Toe Tattoos
Its your wife's fracken body. It's a little tiny tattoo. You want to divorce her because she got it even tho you hate tattoos? Get over it dude. It's her body. By you forcing her to get it lasered off, is a sign of your insecurities, or should I say, ABUSE, of her body. Guess what. GET THE FRACK OVER IT. Your mental abuse needs to come to an end.
Whew, I think I needed to get that one out of my system.
Now its your turn.