Welcome to this weeks rants on What The Frack??? If you have some ranting to get off your chest, please make sure you link up so we can all give you some support.
This week you will all be honored to witness the wonderful drawings of the one, the only, Dazee Dreamer. Stop your laughing. It hurts my feelbads. Because I can't just be mean and ask some weirdo's people if I can take their photograph, I had to draw out what I am going to talk about so you can envision them yourselves.
Are you ready?
Dear Front Desk Lady At My Doctors Office,
You scare me. You and your bleached blond hair. But the scariest part is your dracula black eyebrows. Not a good look. Please fracken bleach them too. Good thing you aren't in a Pediatricians office. You would be scaring little kids.
Dear Deli Lady At Smith Grocery Store (Kroger),
What the frack are you thinking? You have the scariest eyeliner E.V.E.R. Really, who told you this was a good look? Whoever it was, is not your friend. Please, You scare me too.
Dear Dude In Front Of Us In The Check Out Line At Smiths,
I get it. Cokes were on sale. We bought our four 12 packs too. But when you just stood there waiting for the cashier to load your basket back up with them, I wanted to scratch your eyes out. Honestly, what a fracker you were. "I'll just stand here like a stupid guy, while you load them on, because I had to load them in my basket in the first place".
Booo-Fracken-Hooo buddy. Get over yourself.
Dear Group Of Guys In Line At Cafe Rio,
Ok, first of all, I so wish I would have had this photo yesterday to put on my I SPY - JUNK. Because, well, you get the picture. aahh-hmmm. Getting back to the dudes. There is nothing worse than standing in line and people not moving forward. It drives me fracking nutsoide. There was enough room there for all 4 of them to move. But no, they just stood there being the creeps that they were and made the line not move. Move it or loose it.
I think I have ranted enough for this week. But never fear, I will return next week.
Now, be dears and link up. It would put a big ole smile on my face.