Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Working Princess that was so awesome. Said princess worked hard, and spent many years at her job. 23 years at the first, 10 years at the next.
The working princess, through no fault of her own, was hit by the firing dragon at both said jobs. Both in the Month of November, right before the holidays. The 23 year company was bought out by a Mean Overlord, and "let her go" because she made too much money, or better known as "reducing their force". The Ruler of her last job, threw his mighty sword, and "let her go", because, well, according the the peasants, "she hated her job".
Her Knight In Shining Armor took her into his arms and said that she should give his Cousin Eddie a call.
Working Princess, wrote the following letter to Cousin Eddie.