Have you ever noticed the difference between men and women when they have an itch. A man, will scratch that itch, whenever, wherever it is, not caring if there are women, children and babies around to see. I work around men, if they have an itch "down yonder", they scratch it.Most women, when they have an itch, will scratch it in public if it is on their arm, or their leg, or their head. Why am I bringing this up. Because, I have the never ending itchy boob going. Oh yeah, not the side of the boob, or the top or the bottom, but right smack dab in the middle.
I'm sure all of you woman have had this problem at one time or another. What do you do if you are in a meeting and you get the urge to scratch? Well, you can't, it's inappropriate. So you do the upper arm rub across the boob to try to get rid of the itch. Don't deny it. You all know what I'm talking about. Didn't work, did it. It's still there. You try it again. Nope, not working. If you are in private, say in your office as I am, you decide, what the hell, I'm just going to reach right inside this bra and scratch the damn thing. You are in there, scratching away, and some quiet walking man walks into your office. Busted (haha, no pun intended). Now, most men, will get a thrill seeing a woman with her hand down her shirt. You on the other hand, are so embarrassed. But by darn, it itches.
Why do I bring this up in a post. Because, it's one of those itches that just won't go away. Maybe it's my age and going through menopause. But good heavens, if I was going to have the never ending itch, couldn't it be on my arm. Someplace I can scratch no matter where I am.
Must go now, have an itch to take care of. :)
I have been itching like crazy lately and its killing me. Itching everywhere - its because of all the pollen in the air. The boobs are the worst though and the other day at work I was having such an itching attack I reached under my shirt to give them a good itch and sure enough, just like you, a male co-worker walked right in! He turned bright red, not me, I just wanted to stop ITCHING!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I'm not the only one. Thanks Mary.
ReplyDeleteMy boobs are way too small for this problem. It's like scratching a mosquito bite! :) Anyways, my problem is down yonder, like a man. I have a c-section scar that itches often, it hasn't healed right-and man it's not good if I'm out in public. I cross my legs like I have to pee! So embarassing! haha!
ReplyDeleteMindi, at least it's just where your bikini line is. Imagine if it were lower. wink, wink
ReplyDeleteSince I am home most of the time I can itch freely. :) I do venture out and about sometimes and I have to agree with you- it is totally annoying when you really need to itch and can't. lol He he. :)
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