Inanimate Objects

My friend informed me the other day that champagne flutes have feelings. I'm not sure I believe her. Let me explain. First of all I'm sure that you all read my blog about going to the liquor store. Well, I decided that I needed some cool glasses to drink it out of because, well, if not I would be drinking it out of a coffee mug. Didn't want to do that. So off to the store I went. I knew that I didn't want regular wine glasses. I have nothing against them. I just knew that I wanted champagne flutes. Why you ask. Because they are so elegant and sexy looking. I'm not the big huge drinker. Just once in a while. And I really can't drink a lot at one time due to my diabetes. Brings that glucose right on down.

So I was so excited, I informed my friend that I had got them. First of all she was concerned about the diabetes. Thanks. I'm ok. I've taken that all into account. Then I mentioned the name of the wine I got. To her horror, it was a cheap wannabe wine. She was totally disgusted with me. She wrote "It's some freaky berry flavored malt beverage and your champagne flutes are embarrassed, okay?" Oh my. This can't be. Take a look. This is my champagne flute with the cheapo berry flavored malt beverage in it. Does it look like it is embarrassed. From what I can tell it is in love with my wanna be wine. See that huge heart around it? I'm sure it is saying, I love this stuff! Don't I look so sexy? Please pour some more into my sleek body, would you please?

And my answer to that is, yes dear flute, yes I will.