Dear Victoria's Secret

I have a major complaint about bra's. Look at that cute little, emphasis on little, bra. It is so awesome. But wait, what about if you are a Plus Size woman as I am. First of all, you don't even offer "my size". You think in your crazy little world that all women are teeny tiny, size zero to two women. I have something to report to you. WE AREN'T!!!!! But just because I'm a larger woman, doesn't mean I don't want a cute, sexy bra. Oh, I can go to Lane Bryant. They don't offer the cute sexy bra's that I'm talking about. But I don't want to. I want to go to Victoria's Secret. I think that is what her secret is, you have to have the perfect body to get one of her bra's. And don't even think about looking online for one at Victoria's Secret either. Been there, done that.

Let's take this a little further. Plus size clothes. Just because I'm not a perfect size, I want cute clothes. I don't want the ugliest colors, the god-awful worst prints in the world, and no style what-so-ever!!!!!! I want the cute freaking clothes. And I don't want to have to pay an arm and a leg for them either. Get with the 00's. Just because you designers out there think that we could do something about being a plus size, we can. Or sometimes it's beyond our control. But not all of us want to look like a freaking circus clown. ERRRRRRRRRR

I'm ok with the size I am. I just want respect. If you don't like me because of my size, too bad, so sad for you. You are the loser. Because I'm very much well worth knowing. I just want to look HOT while you're knowing me.