Gigi from kludgymom has this fun blog that really lets me get things off my chest. Check out others flip-offs http://www.kludgymom.com/friday-flip-offs-blog-hop-528-edition. (ps, someday I promise I will learn how to just have it say "here". :)Now, on with the fun.
Dear favorite shows like Criminal Minds and NCIS. I think that tv series should have to be a new episode, every week for at least 50 weeks a year. I mean, if I have to work 50 weeks a year, and make a piddly amount of money, actors and actresses should have too also. And they make a ton more money than me. And they shouldn't be allowed to complain about only making $xxx,xxx.xx an episode. And they complain, I work so hard, blah, blah, blah. Right, the makeup person puts on your makeup, the hair person does your hair, the wardrobe person dresses you. Boo-Freaking-Hoo. Here is what I think about your measly complaints.............. 
Dear morning personality people on the radio station I listen to when I go to work. There are more than 10 freaking songs out there to play. I like to listen to you because you crack me up, but I'm getting really sick and tired of the same songs, morning, after morning, after morning. Hell, my husband has a 2500 cd collection, times that by an average of 10 songs per cd, and that equals 25000 songs. So really, play a variety. If you need some music, give me a call, but until then, this one is for you............
Dear week. You have screwed with me every day. Tuesday I thought it was Wednesday, Wednesday I thought it was Thursday, Thursday I thought it was Friday, and today, well, it's another freaking Friday. How dare you, take this................................................................................
Dear dude at work that decided it was cool to leave 3 huge drops of blood on the floor by the First Aid Kit. WTF!!! Did your mama teach you how to be a sloppy pig? Does your house look like a freaking joke? Do you think I'm going to clean up after you, especially if you have some kind of freaking disease. I think not. I am not your mother, your wife, or your girlfriend. I just work with you. That's all. And because you are such an oinker, you get this weeks double flip-off...........................................
Ha, how does that feel sucker!!!!!!
Those are really great flips! I especially love the picture that you chose to use rather than the words. Too funny. I agree about the tv episodes and music on morning radio. SOO true. And blood at work? NOT cool. Hope you feel better.
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I loved that you just flipped off the entire week! I wish I would've thought to do that!
ReplyDeleteI have my post ready to go and will be posting shortly. I LOVE this meme! And it looks like we have a lot in common :)
What awesome flipping you've allowed us to share this week! And the blood dude? So gross! Great stuff!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahehheheheh-ok you totally cracked me up!
ReplyDeletePS (I'll come find you tomorrow PM and see what's wrong with your code!! :)
omg, you totally made my morning. I was laughing soooo hard at all of your flip-offs. thanks for cheering me up. Oh, love your middle finger picture. I have to find something like that to use next time.
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks for stopping by and following so I could come here and laugh my butt off! I love this post, it is awesome! I do a similar thing on Tuesdays called Dear So and So where I get to vent and say to people what I wished I would have said but this is got me wanting to do something like this too! Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteha-ha-ha-ha I am reading this at work and trying not to make a spectacle in my cubicle prison! Awesome! I love the last one,the double flip-off is classic. People never cease to amaze me with their selfishness and disregard for others. Way to stick it to 'em!
ReplyDeletethat is stinking hilarious! I can't stop laughing. Thanks for hopping on over to our blog too! Ok, as much fun as it was for me to flip off people, reading other peoples is way more fun. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteThanks for following my meme! Great flipoffs. I love that you used pictures AND flipped off the whole week to boot. i've had a few of those.
ReplyDeleteOn the subject of TV shows...do they all have to end at one time in the year, leaving us with nothing to watch all summer? Sheesh!
I'm loving your visual variation of the " flip" - classic!
ReplyDeleteGreat flip offs :) I was chuckling reading them.
ReplyDeleteI'll be flipping off my sunburn I got today pretty soon I think...and maybe Bree (behind her back of course) who is taking a super long late nap which means I'll never get any sleep tonight!
i'm totally with you on the lack of song variety on the radio. there is one decent station where i live and i'm getting tired of hearing a song Nickleback every hour...even if they came out with a new song, they all sound the same to me.
ReplyDeletethe only really good station fades out right when i get into town, so boo on them for ruining my classic rock experience. i wanted to finish that Led Zeppelin song, dammit!
Haha, a double flip off to the oinker, now that is funny.
ReplyDeletethanks for stoppin by to enjoy my road trip - hope you have a better time than me! love love love your "fawk you friday"! also - love you. i think you are my long-lost (justalittlebitolderthanme) most awesome sister!!! do you think house would do a threesome?
ReplyDeleteOoh, I am all for flicking off an entire week. I really enjoy hating EVERYONE which is in the same genre :D
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