One thing you don't know about me yet is this. I DO NOT ever give sentimental, emotional packed cards. Doesn't matter what the occasion, you will always get a humorous one from me.
From your ever weird and crazy wife
Dazee
Roses are pink
Violets are purple
Let's get a hamburger
From Artic Circle
ummm, no, how about
Violets are blue
Roses are pink
Let's get those dishes
Out of the sink.
Bwwaaa-haha
Daisies are yellow
Daffodils are white
I bet you are excited
To see me tonight.
Nah, ok, how about this
I love your dry humor
It makes me laugh hard
But I especially love
What you've done with the yard.
Ok, I'll just stop.
See this handsome man.
This is the guy that I love
He still makes my heart go pitter-patter
Happy Valentines Day Honey
From your ever weird and crazy wife
Dazee