Scrambled eggs give you really stinky burps
Poop and toilet paper coming up the storm drain outside of work is gross and stinky
White Chocolate Kit Kats are to die for, oh my.....
I don't get the "if I can't have her/him, no one can" mentality
I don't like it when my kids hurt. It makes me hurt double
I want to make a trip to Kansas
Sure hope the deer enjoy the irish spring soap we put in the trees. *evil laugh*
There must be a crunched up, side car door, convention going on. Sure seeing a lot of them on the road
I wonder if there is a good chick flick to see this weekend?
I need gas. Best go take out a loan
Our one outside sales guy really needs to learn to leave my office when I'm on the phone. Honestly, dude, I'm going to hurt you
Good thing the women's restroom door has a deadbolt. The men's restrooms are a bio hazard zone
Having a girls weekend with my friend Machaelle. Watch out Salt Lake City!
If you don't go check out this blog, and go back to the very first post, you are missing some humorous stuff