Tis the last day of May. I think we have had a total of 5 days that had some kind of sunshine. Yes, here in the city of salt it is a new record for the wettest May in history. No really, it is. I saw it on the news. And we all know that they never tell lies on the news........ :)
Lets move on to this weeks Dear Letters shall we. They may be good, bad or indifferent, but they are what is on my mind at particular moments during the week.
Dear Mother Nature
It has finally been brought to light that you might be having a little spat with Mr. Nature. We understand, it happens to the best of us. But really, enough is enough. I think you two need to come to a compromise and just know that you are both right in your own ways. You don't need to continue to prove how powerful you are. This endless raining crying that you are doing, isn't doing a lot of good. And all that throwing stuff around is not helpful either. Please consider a good kiss and make up session with Mr. Nature.
I have a fabulous idea for you. I recommend that you put in the moving sidewalk, just like at the airport, to get people through your maze store. Don't get me wrong, I love your store, but wow, it's like walking a marathon by the time you get done. Well done on putting the cafe right smack dab in the middle. Bet that sucker makes a lot of money.
Do you think that in the future, when someone that has just walked a marathon, comes in for a hearty breakfast, it could come to their table hot? I don't know about most people, but when I put the butter on my pancakes, I would like it to MELT into the pancakes. I'm not very fond of eating cold food, unlike some people I know. It wasn't like you were that busy. You weren't. Maybe it was because our server was too busy cleaning tables. I don't know, just do better next time, m..k...
Dear People Reading This Post
Scary things are going on in my office at work. Think, Toy Story.
(you might want to turn up your sound up a smidge)