Unless you have been sleeping under a rock, you all know my love of all shows crime drama. Criminal Minds (hi boyfriend), L&O SVU, The original L&O, NCIS, Bones, The Closer and on and on and on.
Friday, I came to realize that maybe I have watched one too many. Witness what was in front of me getting on the freeway to travel home from work.
bad mad photoshopping skills at use)
(OK, the back wasn't opened either, but I just had to show you what I saw)
Imagine with me if you will, the left turn arrow, well, turns green. The vehicle in front of me V.E.R.Y...S.L.O.W.L.Y. makes the turn. You know, kind of like there was some weight back there. This of course, brought on
a fit of cursing little tiff of "speed up freakoide, we're getting on the freeway". While I am caressing his bumper, I happen to look in the back window. I see the "container", thinking not much of it till I spotted the tree air freshener hanging from the container.
This peeked my thoughts.
"Why is there an air freshener hanging on the container?
O.M.G. I bet there is a dead body in that container!
I wonder if he chopped the body up into pieces so it would fit?
I bet is smells awful in there.
Wow, he is sure moving slow.
Why did I speed up around him when I had the chance?
I can't go slow enough for him to catch up with me!
I should have gotten his license plate number so I could be ready when the breaking news happens.
I sure hope I don't look too bad on camera when they're interviewing me."
Like I said, one too many crime shows.
But, what if?