Thursday, October 7, 2010

Bad Driving Genes

First things first.  DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT spill your instant peaches and cream oatmeal onto your keyboard.  It's not pretty.  Looks a little like throw-up.

I must bring up a topic that is really starting to get on my nerves.  4 way stops.  Not that they are in existence, but that there are so many people that do not know how to use them.  This morning I got to the 4 way stop.  For some reason there were a lot of cars there this morning.  Which always scares the crap out of me, because some people just get all freaked out when there are people at all stop signs at the stop.  I can envision some of them in their cars just pooping their pants over it. 

 If you got there first, then by all means, its your turn.  If you get there after the car in the other lane, wait, then it's your turn.  Now wasn't that easy?  No, not for some people.  And heaven forbid people.  If 2 of you get to the stop at the same time, one of you traveling north, one of you traveling south, guess what?  You can both go at the same time.  Don't sit there and wait.  Move along little doggie. 

This morning tho, we are going to bring up the topic of THE STARE.  If you are a bad merge gene driver, this is for you.  When the car that got there first takes its turn, START YOUR TURN.  Do not sit there waiting.  Then when you FINALLY decide to go, DO NOT look at the car that is swearing at you under their breath waiting so nicely for you to go, and give them the STARE OF DEATH.  You are the idiot bad gene driver here, not them.  And by all means, if you are a scardy cat driver, Depends, look into them. 

One more note of concern, yes I'm talking about you same bad merge gene driver I saw this morning.  Your license plate is from the same state as mine.  Therefore you should know the rules of the road.  When getting to the red light to turn right, in our state, you can turn on a red light, if you have checked the traffic.  DID YOU HEAR ME?  You can turn dipshit.  There are now 10 cars behind you waiting for you to change your dirty diaper. 

 I really need to get a load speaker on the top of my car!

Till Next Time
This Is
You're Driving Me Crazy
Miss Dazee