By popular demand, the following post MUST be sung to the tune ofGILLIGAN'S ISLAND(lalalalalala, just loosening up the ole vocal chords) Counting down, in 3...2....1 Just sit right down and today you'll learnWhat not to do on the roadAnd if you do not listen wellI'll turn you into a toad.
The first guy that you'll learn aboutIs "I'm so Sexy" dudeHis jeep all jacked up oh so highHe's showing so much 'tude, he's showing so much 'tude.
The weather started going dripThe wipers did go swishMiss Jeep lady wanted to keep them onMore rain was her big wish, more rain was her big wish.
The road's not safe, from a dude like thisWith lumber not strapped down He's making sharp turnsAnd changing lanesNot signaling.....for his lifeWe're going to dieFrom the boards and all the restHere on the old freeway! Commercial Break. Now break is over, I must sayWe have a few more notesGet out your paper everyoneWatch out for the boats.
Our next dude is not very bright
I've got a lot to say
Playing chicken with a truck
Could make you dead today.
Fast lane, then next, then the slow lane
Honking by big truck
On to the off-ramp in front of me
I almost hit your butt.
Big Finish
This is the end of this weeks class
I'm sure you had such fun
Learning what your shouldn't do
In Drivers Ed Two Oh One!!!!!
Till next class this is
Miss
