Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
M: No, I'm too wimpy
A: HECK NO! My family owns a Dairy Queen...and I worked there in my high school and college years...once...someone with a lip piercing came in and got a milkshake...and it started to leak thru the piercing. GROSSED ME OUT!!
Dazee: Umm, never thought of that, but now, grossed as well
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
M: All the time
A: I always brush my teeth in the shower...then you can spit your toothpaste on your toes so they can be minty fresh too!...I know it's weird...but it all started on my mission (he went to Haiti). The mission doctor advised us to pee on our feet when we were showering because the acids in pee would kill any fungus or grossness that might be growing on our feet...then...while brushing my teeth...I would spit the toothpaste on my toes...cuz it just seems nicer to have them tingle from minty freshness than from urine...
Dazee: TMI Adam, TMI. Also, I think there are a lot of your closet brushers of teeth in the shower people out there.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
M: The UPS Man
A: I like watching my kids play...does that count?
Dazee: Machaelle, you harlot you.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?
A: I don't skinny dip..........I chunky dunk
Dazee: Both of you are grounded.
And remember, Mele Kalikimaka to you all.