Have you ever woken up in the morning and had burning questions in your head? That's how it was for me this morning. That and a big ole drool spot on my pillow. What in the hell is that all about?
But the real burning questions that are on my mind today are:
Do you ever skip to your loo? And do you do the potty dance when you get there?
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Do you suddenly stop and do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around? Because, you know, that's what it's all about!
How does Bonnie lie over the ocean? Is that lie as in fib or lie as in lay down?
Why would a woman live in a shoe? And why did she whip her kids and put them to bed because there is no food? Can you say Child Protective Services?
What are the monsters mashing?
With that, I will leave you. Ponder on those. Send chocolate :)