The following can either be read or sung to the theme song of the Beverely Hillibilies. aaahhh hmmmm
Sit and read a little story 'bout a car named Dumb
A poor jeep a drivin', must be sitting on his thumb
Then one day he was racin' with another Dumber dude
When on the offramp, they did go, oh my how crude.
Dumb they are, stupid butts, wait and see
Well the first thing you know, ol' Dumbers in the front
When Dumb comes up behind him, almost hit him in the bump(er)
Dazee's right behind them, and oh my what did she see
Right on Dumbers bumper, how's my drivin' seems to be
Bad, she says, Way to slow, Now hurry and go
(and now the song at the end of the show)
Well now its time to say goodbye to Dumber and his friend
And they would like to thank Da-zee, for not honking once again
Because you see the slow pokes like to see how far she'd go
Before she had some road rage, about their going oh so slow
One Eight Hundred, Swear a Spell, Lay on the Horn
Y'all don't come back now, y'hear!!!
