Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Random Thoughts 8.31.10

It's not very safe falling asleep on the toilet

Sneezing while changing lanes can be dangerous

Sneezing with food in your mouth and snot in your nose equals food and snot all over your dinner

If you wear a nice white shirt to work, you will be climbing behind all kinds of dusty stuff since the boys "can't" fix things

Wouldn't it be funny to "start contractions" on labor day

Didn't August just start?

last but certainly not least

Is it time to go home yet?