Sneezing while changing lanes can be dangerous
Sneezing with food in your mouth and snot in your nose equals food and snot all over your dinner
If you wear a nice white shirt to work, you will be climbing behind all kinds of dusty stuff since the boys "can't" fix things
Wouldn't it be funny to "start contractions" on labor day
Didn't August just start?
last but certainly not least
Is it time to go home yet?