I have some truly awesome friends. I was talking to one of them on the phone last night, and before you know it, it was ATTACK OF THE FART
To protect the innocent we will call her Shaquanda. Shaquanda was fixing dinner for her family, cuz she rocks like that. She has 2 boys. Being that she is such an awesome mom, the boys were giving her a bad time. They would go up to her, fart, and then wave the marvelous smell in her face. Yeah, it's a boy thing. I think they teach it in gym class or something. Farting 101.
Not to ever be outdone, Shaquanda decided to give them a taste of their own medicine. LeRoy & Frank, she says, take this.................
Turns around, sticks her butt in their general direction
But, wait, what is that running down her leg? Why are LeRoy and Frank's mouths hitting the floor? Better yet, what is that smell?
OH, MY, GOD. This can't be happening to Shaquanda. She has just pooped her pants in front of her boys. I mean, right....smack.....dab....in.....front......of......her.......boys!
She threatened their lives to not tell a soul. If she ever finds out they have told someone, they are grounded for a year. Her husband gets home from work, she thinks she's in the clear, this is what she hears,
Dad, guess what mom did today?
So much for keeping it on the down low.