Gather round class. I have a very important news. As it turns out, there is justice in the world. Upon getting in my car this morning and driving to work, I was privy to the following.
Took the right turn lane, light was green, proceeded to signal my way to the left lane. OUT OF NOWHERE, there was a truck behind me, riding my butt. I was going 10 over the speed limit as it was. Up ahead, in the other 2 lanes, the cars were going just as fast as me. The three of us, driving along. Butt rider, got a little bit pissed at me, headed to the next lane. Dang, that car isn't going any faster than me. Warning message comes on, "PREPARE TO STOP". I know I have time to get through the light. Butt rider, not to be outdone, SWINGS around in the SLOW lane, and speeds to get through the light.
And then, it happened. I see one of our cities finest. Drives past my little speeding car, gets behind butt rider, and whamo, flips on his, PULL ON OVER DUDE lights.!!! hahahahahahaha
I laughed all the way to work.
For all those times you wonder, "where is the cop when you need them",