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  This Just In Gather round class.  I have a very important news.  As it turns out, there is justice in the world.  Upon getting in my car this morning and driving to work, I was privy to the following. Took the right turn lane, light was green, proceeded to signal my way to the left lane.  OUT OF NOWHERE, there was a truck behind me, riding my butt.   I was going 10 over the speed limit as it was.  Up ahead, in the other 2 lanes, the cars were going just as fast as me.  The three of us, driving along.  Butt rider, got a little bit pissed at me, headed to the next lane.  Dang, that car isn't going any faster than me.  Warning message comes on, "PREPARE TO STOP".  I know I have time to get through the light.  Butt rider, not to be outdone, SWINGS around in the SLOW lane, and speeds to get through the light.   And then, it happened.  I see one of our cities finest.  Drives past my little speeding car, gets behind butt rider, and whamo, flips on his, PULL ON OVER DUDE lights.!!!   hahahahahahahaI laughed all the way to work.   For all those times you wonder, "where is the cop when you need them", JUSTICE, JUSTICE, JUSTICE. Oh, and have a great day!