When on to the cookie aisle there arose such a clatter
I ran up the aisle to see what was the matter
To the Oreo department I stared with delight
Candy Cane flavored Oreos, oh my, such a plight
The dew on the coolers, pulled them to me like snow
Coffee Mate department, Coconut Cream was my goal
But what to my wondering eyes should appear
White Chocolate Carmel Latte, oh dear my, oh dear
I knew then I needed to get out of there, quick But the creamer and cookies came with me, lucky chick The Crockpot it didn't make into my bass-ket But Santa, I might just have to sweetly ask-for-it. I know that my rhyming sometimes is just lame You can't wait till it's over, you won't be the same. As I end this sad tale and go to bed for the night Happy Wednesday to you, please don't get in a fight.