Dear Lady at A-Fresh. Yes it is ok if you forgot something, to run and grab it while you are at the checkout......it is not ok to go and get the eleven items you missed while I wait so patiently in line. I will be throwing your items into the next lane if you don't get back in 3...2...1, oops, were those eggs. :)
Dear Deer. I've seen you lurking around. I've seen those beady eyes looking at me like I owe you shrubbage. I see the little buds TRYING to come out on the trees. They are having a hard enough time with Mother-Freaking-Nature not knowing where she is supposed to be. Trees and Flowers are for humans enjoyment. I will get you, deers. Count on it. You best be afraid.....very afraid.
Dear Wall. I'm still a little upset with you.
Dear Hot Shower. I've left you out lately. No, I still shower every day, but I haven't spouted my love and adoration for you. You are so hot and steamy. I heart you big time.
Dear Ohio St. You suck. You ruined my chances of winning the money at work. You have killed the chances of a lot of people nationwide that had you at least going to the final four. To think, I don't even like college basketball. But this March Madness crap takes control of my brain every year. I'm checking myself into rehab.
Dear Boyfriend. (that would be Shemar Moore for all you that don't know about my boyfriend). Its bad enough that you are such a joy to feast my eyes on. But now, after watching a Criminal Minds marathon, watching your walk just.......wow.........blink.......blink........wow......
Please just call me babygirl once. It's all I ask.