It's Friday, and my brain needs it to be the weekend. Badly. So today, I'm doing a special Dear..... post. I actually got this email and thought it was hilarious and just what the Doctor ordered. Isn't that just another one of those weird statements.
I hope these don't offend you. They're jokes. OK. Don't get your panties in a wad.
Something to offend every one. (that was what the email was called)
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTH happened?!
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Come
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!" Just sayin'...
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Sincerely, The World
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
You did what?!?!?! I said I hate JUICE!!
Sincerely, Adolph Hitler
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
I'm sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn't hear you over my health care
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
How did you get away with the kids sitting on your lap trick?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Ugly People,
Dear Mrs. Gump
WTH are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you
EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some
Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here